Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

farticle

A Facebook article that contains Markshit or other misleading information about the saftey of our Facebook data.

This report from Facebook is an intentional farticle.

by TIMzPoet November 2, 2018

Farticle

When you fart and pieces of your poop disperse into the air into tiny particles

EWWWW SARAH YOUR FARTICLES SMELL SO BAD

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

Farticle

Microscopic poop particles passed within a fart.

The composition of a fart include: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, mercaptans, AND FARTICLES.

Farticles rushed onto their undergarments as they busted ass.

by FromBeyond December 26, 2018

Farticles

Fart shart shit

Dude your farts are so nasty i can tast your farticles. A.k.a shit particles

by Ace77 June 14, 2018