Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

farticle

It means you fit the characteristics of someone who smells like a fart, first name starts with the letter K, and has the build of a particle.

Bra ur genuinely a farticle like it’s not even funny.

by alexhaslebronlevelstatus August 15, 2025

Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

farticles

when you think you did a little, harmless fart without any force but it leaves a little 'residue' on clothing (or wherever you are sitting/ lying down) aka 'fart particles'

uh-oh... I'd better go to bathroom, that fart was worse than I thought - I'm detecting farticles.

by sparkstersfury July 27, 2023

Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.

I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?

by TwistedNoggin June 14, 2023