Boston Tea Farty

When a man tea bags, or lays his testicles on a woman's anus, he then instructs her to pass gas, making a ripple sensation on the scrotum.

"My balls are hurting. I could really use a nice Boston Tea Farty right about now.

by Young Stinny March 4, 2009

farmstyle

Dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.

“That Farmstyle Greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. I took one bite, awe-cried until i passed out, and woke up my best self. So creamy.”

by DefNotATillamookDairyFarmer March 7, 2017

Farty Foul

When you rip a squeaker and you poop a little.

Person 1: "Oh man, I think I need to wipe my ass."

Person 2: "Farty Foul, dude..."

by Bitch, Don't Hassle Me January 3, 2011

artsy fartsy

Trying too hard to be artistic; an overly strong interest in appearing to be aesthetically aware.

From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.

I don't like his paintings - they're a little bit too artsy fartsy.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.

Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*

by Skidmark McGee August 30, 2007

farty-party

There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence

"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"

by something.like.a.phenomenon December 17, 2008