Farkle

When one flatulates* and little scraps of feces spray out the anus

This word was born from the mind of a genius (who will not be named), who is also the person writing this definition. I hold this word close to my heart and hope it would be used as one day.

Past tense: Farkled

Present tense: Farkling

Future tense : Farkle

The genius was inspired by the word sparkle.

*fart, gas

“Jessica sparkles, whereas Emily farkles.”
(These names were not used intentionally)

by omeglewordkid December 26, 2019

Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.

Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!

by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010

Farkles

When you are eating ass from the back , male or female and your partner starts.
You get brown freckles... Known as farkles!

I was eating that ass like ice cream, then that bitch farted . I had farkles all the way to my ears!

by Natewang March 4, 2021

farkle

An exclamation of mild unexpected frustration.

"Jack did you pack the lacks"
"Oh farkle i left em in my barracks."

by hazzwazzery September 24, 2023

farkle

a good goofy friend

you are such a farkle

by your mom1029384756 February 16, 2017

Farkle

A dice game originally created by Grandma K and originally called "Greed" dating back to at least the 1940's. She was always the winner when playing Farkle/"Greed". Dice game had rules that required min points per roll. After which if not met after 3 rolls was considered a Farkle/"being to greedy" with a penalty.

Are you gonna roll one more time even if if you farckle.

Oh no you "farkled" your rolled.

by Nightwolf724 January 25, 2023

Farkling

The act of unknowingly texting the same message several times.

"Dude, your android has been farkling me all afternoon. Reset your phone."

by Brain Martian August 16, 2024