1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night
2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
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When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).
Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010
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by liemmm March 3, 2009
Get the Fapping mug.a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
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