fannybaws

derogatory Glasgow term to describe an act of insane stupidity, also known as doing a JC.

Hey bloody hell, fannybaws!

by Ben123 June 23, 2005

fannybatter

dried vaginal juices - the stuff you find on your face after a drunken muff diving expedition. Can also be used as an expletive.

Fannybatter! I've lost my keys.
or
"yeah, I could hardly get my face off the pillow - my whole head was covered in fannybatter.

by johnjoe February 5, 2003

Fannybaws

Someone who is annoying you and act gay all the time so you call them a Fannybaws which means they have a Fanny and Baws

Eh rap annoying me ya pure Fannybaws

by Beth_r005 July 4, 2018

Fannybaws

FANNYBAWS;

DEFINITION:An idiot usually prone to being retarded.

Idiot
retard

fat bastard

OMAGOD SAM UR SUCH A FANNYBAWS

by 1234 whos that it's yer maw October 29, 2019

Fannytastic

Very good in a vaginal way

The pits bread was fannytastic, so we added tzatziki and a sausage link.

by Gaza 1963 February 20, 2021

Fannytastic

So it’s like fantastic but pussy.

Liek the fan is now fanny and that makes it cool.

Alex-“wow Dino that was a Fannytastic batch of cookies”

Dino-“yeah but you wanna know what’s better than cookies?”

-to be continued

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Fannybangle

A person of limited repute, an idiot with clownish tendencies. A useless and irrelevant waste of atoms. Like a bangle for a fanny.

I can't stand that Boris Johnson, he's a right fannybangle!

by Adidaft May 11, 2024