Failtab

If you try to tab someone on IRC but accidentally tab the wrong person.

Fuck, I tried to tab Masteroa but I tabbed Machine instead. Failtab!

by Masteroa April 21, 2009

Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.

Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.

by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022

Failcycle

Commonly associated with the ROFL Copter or the LMAO Plane, this particular word is used when a players action causes massive self injury or even suicide.

Dude Joss just is a level 64 Warrior and he just Aggrod that 80 Elite.....

Yeah man, He totally popped a wheelie on the failcycle

Or

My Failcycle goes...
Fail Pedal Fail Pedal Fail Pedal FAIL

by Travis W T. December 22, 2008

Failtastic

1.) A fail of such magnitude that it requires the ending "tastic"
2.) A fail that is larger than a Titanic Fail, but not quite a Catastrophic Fail
3.) A giant ass fail
4.) A fail so awesome, its almost a win.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see him slip on the skateboard and punch the kid in the throat?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that was so failtastic!
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Bro 1: Dude, did you see him get punched in the nuts by that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah! That was so failtastic I almost laughed!

by Kuh-Dawg January 6, 2010

faulty

Contrary to conscience, morality, or law; immoral or wicked.
Unfair; unjust.

You did all that and she still didn't let you hit it? That's faulty.

by eZank February 27, 2003

cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...

by Cully April 1, 2003

failtrain

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

by fagatini July 5, 2007