facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.

Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.

by NepentheRay October 30, 2013

Faceman

A New Yorker with a heart of gold and testicles of bronze. Known for making movies and providing emotional, physical, and sometimes sensual support for the elderly and poverty-stricken Pilipino boys. Smells of waffles and occasionally hangs large phallic objects from trees. Should not be trusted.

I'm pro-abortion because of Faceman.

by Dizzle April 14, 2005

facebanked

Getting aquired by facebook

"My app got facebanked today, making me a billionaire" - app developer

by osuthorpe September 19, 2012

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

Faceman

One Who has an irregular face

"Hey faceman, I dont like your head or lack thereof"

by jackalope April 25, 2005

FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends

Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"

by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011