Faceslut

A combination of the words Facebook and slut. It pertains to a person who over uses Facebook or a similar social networking site. Some one who posts too many pictures or comments on other's (or worse their own) pictures. Someone who updates their status 25 times a day or someone who spams others with useless invites.

"I am so sick of getting Sally's invites to these fucking stupid public action groups, why is she such a faceslut"

by Posus March 26, 2008

The Book of Faces

(Iranian) Where you go to stalk people you know, or even people you do not know.

The Iranian pronunciation of Facebook.

"Honey, I saw what you were doing on The Book of Faces"

"I had a seth moment earlier from something I saw on The Book of Faces"

by Maddie Corky October 12, 2011

Feeling of the faces

Also known as the "fof's". That time when you are uncomfortably high and you feel as if everyone in the room is just staring at you. This feeling can get quite uncomfortable unless you have others around you who are familiar with this feeling and you can immediately express your concerns with them.

"I was high as balls last night and was enjoying myself until I realized everyone was giving me the feeling of the faces"

by Margeie October 2, 2011

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012