Facebooking

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.

"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"

by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007

drunk facebooking

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting

"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009

Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.

Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.

by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk

by afloydkillah June 29, 2007

fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.

**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah

by gin078 September 2, 2009

fakebooking

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.

Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...

by klasama November 10, 2010

Facelooping

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

by stryscribe February 3, 2010