facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 8, 2009

Facefucked

To get screwed over by something posted on Face book. This could be something you or someone else posted that caused you drama or worse......

My girl saw a picture of me last night out with that pig. Scottie posted a picture it on his face book. My girl left me. I got Facefucked.

by Nutsax April 14, 2009

facefucking

Flirting with some one over facebook chat. Like sexting only a far less personal version where knowing the person isn't even necessary. Could be done frequently with one or multiple partners. Very common among males who met the girl the night before and didn't pull a number and instead resort to this virtual form of "spitting game."

"I've been facefucking this girl for like two weeks, we're finally going to the same party tonight hopefully I'll get lucky"

"Amber has been facefucking me all semester and still has no idea I'm not down.

by Moe Fizz October 19, 2010

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

Facefuck

Global phenomenon where millions get "kicked off" of facebook for no reason.

Guy1: "Dude, did facebook just make you create a new password?"
Guy2: "Yeah. Total facefuck."

by mims304 April 25, 2012

Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.

i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011

facefucking

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook

dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop

by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011