exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening

You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

by 243588 May 2, 2015

Exercise

Nonexistent

Exercise is nonexistent in my life

by Heyyy_sherrie April 16, 2019

free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

wrist exercises

A euphemism for masturbating.

I'll be in my room doing my wrist exercises, so make sure to knock first.

by Girthy Eggplant December 14, 2016

exercise

It's fun to do.

Josh Polywogg said that exercising is fun to do and when Josh told me he was going to exercise I caught him whacking off in my tool shed after he told me he was going out for some exercise.

by Pumping up September 26, 2010

Excercuse

An excuse that you will go exercise, but in reality you are heading off to some shady business.

I told my wife I was going to go swimming at the gym, but instead it was an excercuse to get a rub & tug.

by XiaoBaiHu August 11, 2010