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um excuse me 

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.
"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"
um excuse me by cow125 October 6, 2012
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I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain? 

I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?
I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?

well excuse me thunderfuck 

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)
random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??

the Excuse me gene 

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
"Excuse me that is my wife."
the Excuse me gene by jim April 30, 2004

S-excuse me 

when you tell a sexy women to move out ure way and in doing so impress her at the same time with this fabulous word.(that i made up)
In a club
(you)s-excuse miss,
(lady)would you like a dance
S-excuse me by wHiSkY ($eAn!) August 7, 2004

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.
Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
Um, excuse me? by keykodyssey December 6, 2017