ex-best friend

what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.

your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you off her top completely!*
You: yeah? well screw you EX-BEST FRIEND!

by RaveyBaby June 2, 2008

National Get Your Ex Back For A Day

National get your ex back for a day is when you get your ex back but only for a day and then after you act like nothing ever happened that day.

Hey! It’s national get your ex back for a day. Wanna get back together for just a day?

by Kaitlyn Chen November 17, 2019

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

Ex-best Friend

Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.

Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."

by westonkouryismydad March 16, 2019

ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while

My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!

by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012