STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"
by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019
A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa
"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"
by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019
by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019
When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you
Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
by Corbonnn April 13, 2022
by kady April 1, 2005
When in the gym training a dumbbell falls on your feet leaving you in pain as you bend over to pick it up someone drives a kettle bell up your ass
by JonBranchett March 31, 2020