Doing an Elisha

When you make up an excuse not to do something

It’s my last few days of work, I feel like doing an Elisha

by Starfish35 March 7, 2019

Evesham

Once a quiet historic town with regular visits from royalty and host of the final battle of crusader Simon de Montfort, Eveshams civilisation has changed dramatically. It now mainly consists of inbred Gypsies robbing "SCRAP METAL/IRON", packs of Chavs (usually consisting of 10-30) starting on the elderly, 'fake' people following a hypodermic cycle from society leaders bitching and dumping their own friends and wearing gay clothes. Also Port Street and surrounding areas has a mass population of Polish people, who drink from the early hours in small groups by the river Avon, and look for people to fight and rape when Night time arrives.

All these people congregate usually on a Friday/Saturday in the UK's official 2nd worst nightclub Marilyn's (Mazza's)

Of course there are a few normal people who don't partcipate in any of the above but when out of the town are stereotyped into the Evesham fish net.

So if you're thinking of moving or visiting here, don't bother.

so you're from Evesham, do you fuck your mom or dad?

by molorolo August 13, 2011

Eisha

A name for girls. It is also written as Isha, Esha, Eesha, or Eshah. The meaning behind this name can vary from source to source, but the most common

"My friend, Eisha, is so nice!"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019

Eishar

The biggest fag you will ever meet he is the most untrustworthy and unloyal friend you will ever meet cause at the end he will stab your back. Aka the Indian term for someone who is a big dick and has a small penis, this nonce is a f**king knob. He is that one dush bag who is super ugly but treats women like shit

Eishar is being a sket again

by BIgBoyToy November 2, 2018

eishan

Eishan is derived from ancient Sanskrit text referring to Shiva as the sole creator of the world. Eishan is also the direction people turn to for hope. Eishan simply is the one good thing in your life when everything is doomed.

I really wish I had an Eishan in my life

by trust me IAM rich July 3, 2018

Elisha

A woman who once you see you cannot forget, and if you do meet her and forget her after a while for some strange reason you'll know something is missing.. That's an Elisha for you. (Especially mine)
You meet her, you will be captivated by her beauty. Her eyes are perfection and meant for her other half's ONLY. She is only perfect for one person. ME.

Bro, Don't you know who I am????

She's loyal. She's dangerous!! She's lively. She's adorable. She FUCKING ....oh and sexy ;)

looks like a angel but actually.. she can possess you. Literally.

She's a badass with a badass who dances like a badass because of her badass.

She's super lucky and creative and special and chosen. All the guys love her and all the girls envy her because of the guys

She's that missing piece that everyone is looking for; like that perfect chocolate cake you need after a long time of being depressed and lonely and confused.
She's a 7. Perfection.

My 7 who needs her 8 ;)

#AWAKEEEEEEEEE What did I miss?

8; Yo paps..Now that I've discovered who my Elisha is; can you destroy all other Elisha's from the planet and universe so no one can be or sound like her... not even have the same name as her
Paps; Sure, just makes sure you trash that dance you have in 2

8: Thanks paps, I owe you

by hersoloo September 1, 2018

elisha

a person who enjoys annoying other people and gets satisfaction out of it. also he enjoys tempering with other peoples properties.

non elisha: elisha, listen im not in the mood for your pranks today
elisha: and?? i dont care about you
non elisha: can you just leave me alone for today?
elisha: no cant you see how bored i am if i dont do this? and if i dont the day wont be fun for me!!

by stop annoying!! January 20, 2011