Evidencify

Verb

Pronounce: Evidence-if-eye

To identify and or find evidence for a certain topic.

Student: I'm done with my essay!
Teacher: Remember, to get a good grade you need to evidencify about why they started the war.
Student: What do you mean?
Teacher: Find evidence and identify what its related to, Evidencify!

by MrMorse January 18, 2017

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

Evie

Evie... A girl who always walks round with a smile on her face, even when she’s upset. She’s so sexy she could turn anyone she wants on , although she’s very sexy she’s also super cute and has a perfect face like a Barbie Doll. Evie puts her friends and family before herself and will do almost anything for anyone she loves, she’s a keeper either marry her or become her BestFriend or you definitely will regret it! She doesn’t mean to be funny but people laught at most things she says. Although she can be an dream she also can be sour af, don’t mess with her or you’ll probably get your face beat in , she always finishes the argument and will turn everyone against you. All the boys love her and even some girls to ,afterall her figure is better than a Victoria secrets model.

Boy 1: Wow who’s that sexy chick.
Boy 2: Oh , that’s Evie but back off she’s mine.

by Heyheyitsmexx December 9, 2017

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

by PBMax June 13, 2008

Ebideshcombre

A word to define a forgotten noun, adjective or verb

(Boy) "Where are my shoes?"

(Girl) " They are on the Ebideshcombre"

by Dr Dreba July 31, 2009

Evie Jago

Has a juicy Jago monster minge

‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous’

by Big Supper April 13, 2020

Eviefelpsstyle

Stalking your crush, taking photos of your crush, getting a pedo to talk to your crush, can’t take a hint from a man, date multiple men at the same time, getting rejected by the same guy 3 times.

Hey look! She is doing the Eviefelpsstyle!

by JohnnyDingles11 July 14, 2023