Evolution

A scientific theory that all life on earth descended from a common ancestor. Evolution has been repeatedly proven and observed time and time again, yet most of the morons writing definitions for Evolution on urbandictionary.com choose to ignore that.

Average Creotard/Mentally retarded redneck: Evolution b'aint be reel cuz dat der bibl tingy be sayin' su!

by StarySky July 9, 2011

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 3, 2017

Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.

The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.

by The Jeff S February 5, 2017

eevee evolution

the evoutions of le pokemon eevve (vaporeon..jolteon..sylveon..leafeon..flareon..umbreon..espeon..glaceon)

wow you have an eevee evolution thats sooo cool!!!!!!!!!

by 10%doggo October 14, 2017

Vogue Evolution

New York City’s premier all-vogue dance company. Assembled in early 2008, Vogue Evolution aims to be in the forefront of bringing vogue and house/ball culture to main stream media. Best known for being a competitor on America's Best Dance Crew

Travis: Did you see Vogue evolution on TV last night?
Madonna: Yea they were better than I could ever be!

by Matt Lancaster August 9, 2009

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

Evolution

A nightclub in Bristol where post-townie single mums and office girls congregate to consume vast quantities of alcohol as preparation for the next days paid sick leave. Often used as an alternative to a social life when one is unavailable.

"I can't come in today, I'm not feeling very well."

by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005