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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.
Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.
by UnknownKage January 10, 2024
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Equilibriated

When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.
“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination
Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated
by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018
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equinebrium

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate
I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.
by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010
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Chin Dick Equillibrium

That's the phenomenon that occurs when you see a girl so fine, your jaw drops towards the ground and is interrupted by the upward motion of your massive erection. These 2 forces meet along your midsection creating a equal balance of opposing forces hindering the further movement of one another. Thus known as The Chin Dick Equilibrium
I experienced the chin dick equillibrium when I saw your wife.
by Whiskey Kilo 57 June 18, 2014
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Equilibrilize

To balance your imbalanced equilibrium with something else
I’m gonna equilibrilize my drunkenness with a nice, fat marijuana cigar.
by JeffCutes June 11, 2020
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Equilibriumic

When someone is in touch with both their Masculinity as well as their Femininity and are in an equilibrium of the two
Jake: Malakai is pretty feminine, Isn't he?

Lana: I'd say he's both masculine and feminine. He's equilibriumic
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All that Grabba Fucking With Their Equillibrium

A saying when someone expresses intense emotion.
"shit... Paul is laughing really hard, all that grabba fucking with their equillibrium"
by dirty_hotwheels June 30, 2021
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