1. The unwritten, and largely unknown, rules surrounding what to do immediately after giving someone a rimjob (e.g., is it rude to kiss the person, or rude not to?, is it rude to use mouthwash, or rude not to?).
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
1. I gave your mom a rimjob last night, but I wasn't sure what the proper rimjob etiquette was. She tasted fine, but I thought maybe I should use mouthwash anyway before kissing her. I didn't know what to do, so I left.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub June 7, 2011
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Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.
Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.
by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011
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Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.
*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
by Laneyleigh12 November 21, 2011
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Get the Etiquette mug.Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
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The "perfect five" rules of community bulletin-board etiquette:
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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An Erique is a Chad of a man, built different in all the right ways. If you meet an Erique, you'll know because your quality of life will improve! An Erique will always make you laugh, and show you a deep sense of compassion previously unknown to you. If you have an Erique as a friend, consider yourself lucky! Eriques are so supportive, and will go above and beyond to make the people they care about smile. If you're dating an Erique, NEVER let them go because the chances of finding another person that magical is non-existent.
An Erique is a Chad of a man, built different in all the right ways. If you meet an Erique, you'll know because your quality of life will improve! An Erique will always make you laugh, and show you a deep sense of compassion previously unknown to you. If you have an Erique as a friend, consider yourself lucky! Eriques are so supportive, and will go above and beyond to make the people they care about smile. If you're dating an Erique, NEVER let them go because the chances of finding another person that magical is non-existent.
Example:
"Dude, I keep getting my ass beat in Tekken"
"Who are you playing against"
"An Erique"
"Well obviously bro"
"Dude, I keep getting my ass beat in Tekken"
"Who are you playing against"
"An Erique"
"Well obviously bro"
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