Fat faggot that obsesses over girls he'll never get and rapes his own dog, he is very inbred and will threaten to fuck your mum if you are strong than him if you aren't stronger than him he will bend you over and one pump you up the urethra like the faggot he his. If you give him steroids they will not make his dick smaller as it has already reached minus centimetres (-0.08 inches). If he approches you than run or else he will roll towards you like a boulder with his concave of a dick. The only thing he has to offer is survival milk from his tits incase he floats you to a desert island
"holy shit that's a fat faggot that raped my mum with his concave of a dick, Oh sorry it's just enzo"
by iwillfuccurmomforv-bucks May 29, 2019
Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. He is holding a mirror. Jerry and George are looking in disbelief at the haircut.
George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.
Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.
Kramer: No way my Gino did that. It's an Enzo.
George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.
Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.
Kramer: No way my Gino did that. It's an Enzo.
by BricklayerTCK June 22, 2010
Enzo is a paedophile who like to play with children, takes them to the stadium to sexually abuse them.
by LanceArmstrong'sRightTestical May 12, 2020
The most disrespectful, most manipulative person you will EVER meet. He will destroy your reputation, and make your friends turn against you, avoid this person at ALL costs. Dont EVER trust this person. May you rot in hell. Enzo.
Kid 1) " There's Enzo ,the most rude guy in school. (also known as chicken little dick) you bitch.
Kid 2) " Yeah I know he destroyed my friendships
Kid 2) " Yeah I know he destroyed my friendships
by Pretty boi#1 February 05, 2018
a cuban guy who thinks hes the shit and lies about people dying,hits girls,weak fighter, and think hes a genius, who suck at xbox and football.HE IS ALSO THE REASON WHY THEY CALLED THEY CALLED THE PERK IN MW3 "STALKER". he has no life and tilts his head and blinks 1000 times a minute.and got beat up by a girl.
by chair424 December 23, 2011
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