Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.
• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025
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Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!
Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
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Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
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it can be ALSO used as an insult to that one bro on the game 24/7 as it means to get off what they are doing and get a job (do something useful basically)
it can be ALSO used as an insult to that one bro on the game 24/7 as it means to get off what they are doing and get a job (do something useful basically)
by glory_guy November 14, 2025
Get the unemployed mug.Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
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A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
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