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Enderphilia

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck
by Some Internet Fruitbowl June 19, 2018
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endel

Has bigger dick than andero and has a good houmor
Endel has soo big
by Endzz October 23, 2020
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enderkam

enderkam is the best couple in the whole entire universe and ender is so sexc and a babie that i love so much i would cum and die for him at the same time, babie if u see this i love u so much cutie sexc hottie perfect my love swagger sexc heheheheh
enderkam is so ughhhhhhhhh *cums*
by enderkam swag poggers October 28, 2020
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Endermeep

Endermeeps are a lot like Endermen. They look exactly like Endermen in every way, but they have some key differences.

Unlike Endermen, Endermeeps love water. It's the only thing they will drink.

When Endermeeps teleport, it's called a Meep. This is because when they teleport, they make a 'meep' noise.

Endermeeps have a fear of heights and the void. You still may see them in The End, but they won't stay for long before they Meep away.

Endermeeps are endangered. if you see one in the wild, it's best to leave it alone.
I saw an Endermeep drinking some water.
by IBoom248 May 1, 2021
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EnderPc

Hail EnderPc! EnderPc is a relgion and a lego person. EnderPc is above all.
Greetings, Hail EnderPc. URA!
by Douglicus May 21, 2023
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Mile Ended

Montreal district called the Mile End where everyone knows each other. Getting mile ended includes getting an iced coffee at Olympico, pool hopping, drinking in the park, getting a bagel, sitting on a balcony drinking, buying a second hand book, getting fresh fruit at the Fruitery, stoping at Navarino while running into everyone you know.
Ah man all I want to do is get mile ended today and sit on my balcony.
by jajaja111 July 13, 2011
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September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
by danarak September 5, 2007
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