Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

endiya

endiyah

A pretty girl with ambition, people usually sleep on her but she really bad asf👅,she has a good heart gives great advice and can be the best friend or girlfriend.A person, typically a girl that does not stop at no, she surplus any obstacle by learning to build around anything meant to stop her. She has a gift of sharing love to those who encounter her presence. She is smart, intelligent, witty and truthful. Don't underestimate her smallness, God-given blessing !!A GIRL that like light skin people,That is the meanest person on earth,Love food 💖,And the prettiest girl ,Endiya was born a princess 👑,She likes the beach ,And love funny people a lot .And a freak in the bed

Endiya has all different emotions

by Kampris November 23, 2018

Happy-Endist

A person with a 100% positive attitude towards life. Everything with a doubtful ending is supposed to turn out perfectly fine.

Noun: Happy Endism

"There are happy-endists everywhere!"

- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.

by FrauLaura September 30, 2012

endoskoltastic

An adjective to describe a day in which you have fun during school, such as a field trip or school event.

We're going on a field trip today; it will be endoskoltastic!

We're going on a field trip today; it will be endoskoltastic!

by darkshaddow42 April 7, 2010

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.

"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017