Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

elk day

When a whining bitch is having a bad day.

"Hi I am jo the slut, im having an elk day so fuck off and do my dishes" - Jo

by Jeremy Peter May 10, 2006

getto elk

domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals

did you see that herd of getto elk

by K.H. April 13, 2004

Elk Grove

The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis

Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name

by Pj Weber September 22, 2006

Get Elked

A capped Don who fails on a gangster durden and gets shot in the face

I missed on a durden I'm about to get Elked

by Randoooom April 9, 2022

Elk rapids

Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows

Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it

by Smaye January 10, 2020

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012