The Elephant

While giving someone the Arabian Goggles (placing one's scrotum over an unconscious victim’s eyes), place one's penis over the recipients nose; mimicking the image of an elephant. If an erection occurs, you have inadvertently produced The Pinocchio.

I was giving Ted the Arabian Goggles when I put my weiner over his nose to make him look like an elephant. We now call him The Elephant.

by Casius Clay April 24, 2009

Elephant

A giant grey mammal, weighing about 2 tons.

A kid and his dad walk into a zoo. “Look daddy an elephant!” Timmy said, “Do you think I’m blind?,Of course I forget see your mother!”, Father replied.

by stonebullets February 05, 2022

Elephant

When one person has a problem with another
the instance of having an elephant with that person

Sam: oh she is such a bitch.
Robyn: You have a serious elephant with her dont you.

by Hooky1308 July 08, 2009

Elephant

When you pull your pockets out and your dick out at the same time.

I gave the girl an elephant.

by GoldGrenades August 15, 2014

Elephant

A big, but graceful gray animal that walks the planet at this very moment. They have a heart of gold as they walk with their babies.

Have you ever heard of an elephant attacking a human?
Have you ever heard of an elephant tripping?

by elephantgirl24 January 04, 2010

elephants

Lots of money. Hustler

Having lots of money in pocket at that time from selling something, i.e. drugs, jewelry, lottery.

Always paid, never without money.

He got a couple of elephants last night.

He is the elephant man.

by Christal Adams May 10, 2007

elephancy

(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.

by Scyzerfenn April 25, 2004