Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012

dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke

Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet

by 707 OG March 25, 2017

Eisenhower Tickle

When performing sexual intercourse "doggy style" with a woman, half way through you put your finger in her anus hole, remove your finger and wipe the fesces on her back then proceed to lick your finger.

Kay really enjoyed giving VaGobby an Eisenhower Tickle.

by Chad McBad August 27, 2008

Eisenstein

A person with blue eyes, very tall, good teeth, stick thin with a killer personality. She is very sexy and quirky and knows how to throw a good party. But she isn’t as clever as Einstein.

A person who is sexy is an Eisenstein

by Possessed by a demon called fo February 14, 2018

eisenbraun

A person or family that represents absolute insanity

wow what an eisenbraun

by ifkwkdjcisokxnc May 24, 2018

Eidenshink

Generally referring to a feminine man with a unique sauerkraut fetish. Their time is spent scouring business networking groups looking for men that smell of boiled hot dogs and warm sauerkraut.

The mortagage lenders networking event was ruined by an aggressive Eidenshink.

by Crowballer March 6, 2020

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020