Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
by madcow3417 October 26, 2018
a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
by ball smasher April 10, 2009
by young fin November 08, 2007
v- to take a dump
Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019
Another word for a chamelion or a coconut. a black male who is white in spirit and thought, often cast out by the black wanna be gansta brothers.
by Nick Griffin2 August 19, 2011
When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.
Eight Ball Syndrome
Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack August 29, 2017