Edward Dildohands

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

by EDH007 October 21, 2010

Edward Kim

the big gey

Did he get food poisoned from that apple he just ate? What an Edward Kim.

by A Crate of Kids November 29, 2018

John Edwards

The Biggest douche in the universe.

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"

by PertyBird October 8, 2011

Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D

Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.

by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008

edwardly

Acting very extra and doing unnecessary actions for small tasks. Part of speech: adverb

Jim edwardly made his notecards with the country of origin and pronunciation.

by JeremiahPickles October 21, 2018

Edward Scissortoes

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

Edwin

Edwin is a amazing guy! He can sometimes hide in the shadows but he really is a good person. He has a creative mind and a good heart. His sense of humor is amazing and can make anyone laugh. He takes a while to warm up to new people but then he is the best friend you will ever have. He prioritizes the people he is closest to in life. He always will listen to what you have to say and be there for you. He is the type of person everyone needs in there life. He’s the best person you will ever meet. Never get rid of him.

Girl 1: Edwin is the kindest guy ever!!

Girl 2: I know right I think I like him!

by HeyBroz😛 November 24, 2020