education

We dont need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasam in the classroom,
Teacher leave those kids alone...

Hey, Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all, you're just another brick in the wall...

by Dan? December 12, 2003

Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.

You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.

by ARBaker August 11, 2011

Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.

Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide

by AviMgg December 28, 2015

distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.

person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*

by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.

Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

by Hollister212 July 23, 2011

Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006