An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
by Lee Richards July 11, 2010
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by Kerba January 5, 2009
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by apropro broad January 13, 2011
Get the Ebenfoddles mug.A town, sorry, 'borough' with a population of roughly 3,000 people.
A place where absolutely nothing exciting happens.
A place that consists of 50 pizza places, 3 Subway restaurants, a large resevoir called "Lake Rowena," sucky borough workers who dig up large chunks of sidewalks (leaving them hazardous for weeks) and who plow the snow right back in your driveway after you spent 3 hours pushing it out, and plenty of bars/liquor shops.
A place where there was especially nothing to do for a few months because of the closing of the local video store, "Video Warehouse."
A place that houses the best chinese buffet place ever, "Pearl House."
A place where one high school isn't enough for the 600 kids who go to school, so there are two.
A place where absolutely nothing exciting happens.
A place that consists of 50 pizza places, 3 Subway restaurants, a large resevoir called "Lake Rowena," sucky borough workers who dig up large chunks of sidewalks (leaving them hazardous for weeks) and who plow the snow right back in your driveway after you spent 3 hours pushing it out, and plenty of bars/liquor shops.
A place where there was especially nothing to do for a few months because of the closing of the local video store, "Video Warehouse."
A place that houses the best chinese buffet place ever, "Pearl House."
A place where one high school isn't enough for the 600 kids who go to school, so there are two.
"We're going to 'have a blast' in Ebensburg!"
by One bored lady... April 25, 2009
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Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER mug.A nice cute dork/geek who is loving and caring towards others, but get on her bad side or annoy her, and she will get you! Smart, funny, cool, book worm. She looks girly, but isn't. She has a super big secret that know one knows, and won't give it away!🤐😃😘😇🤗
Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Timmy : "Hey Ebenezer! Are you going to the dance?"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
by Marigonzalesia December 16, 2017
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