eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018

Eating Bullets

Thought to be tanking a multitude of bullets within an FPS game and surviving when in reality the shooter missed all his shots.

Jalen: Bro he's eating bullets, I shot him so many times.

Edwardo: You just missed all of your shots man, you suck.

by Nugert April 28, 2020

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

Eating crow

To man up and to admit you were wrong

That guy was Eating Crow when Obama was elected President, he had swore under his life that McCain would be elected

by Darkbeaudry December 20, 2008

Eating movies

Modern Hebrew slang word describing someone either uneasy or extremely concerned about a matter in an overdramatic way. May also describe a delirious person during heavy drug usage.

example 1
man 1 : this pot is killng me dudeeee. im "eating movies".
man 2 : chill.

example 2
man 1 : i dont know what to do about my girlfriend...
man 2 : stop "eating movies" about her man.

by TZACHIK&DANNYG April 5, 2005

eating cds

When an artist or group sounds exactly like or better than the professional, studio recording of a track. It is especially complimentary because studio tracks have often been mixed and/or edited to sound better.

Every live performance of Adele’s sounds like she’s been eating CDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by noterach December 12, 2019