eddington

Noun: the male version of a Brazilian wax.

I went to the Asian salon today to get an eddington on my junk.

by Duded010101 September 10, 2013

Joseph errington

A manwhore who bangs anyone with a pulse. Always asks for nudes, and cant have a normal conversation with anyone. Hes a sarcastic cunt

Asking me for nudes? Hes a joseph errington

by Jimmyboi685 June 25, 2016

Eddington III

an insult. if someone is a real son ofa bitch, and really really annoying, then they are Eddington III. See Sally the Snail

Why the shit are you going out with sally the snail?? you are such an eddington III

by CheezeNoTalk November 30, 2006

Duke Ellington

Similar to the rusty trombone; however, in this case, the male farts in the woman's face while receiving.

After eating beans, the rusty trombone turned into the Duke Ellington really fast.

by LeBongJames March 23, 2007

Duke Ellington

When you Knight someone with your pennis

"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 21, 2006

Ermington

A Tall and freakishly flexible beta male who supports China even in the most 'hardest times' of China. He capabilities on it and wants to take revenge on anyone who disrespects it.

Wow you're an Ermington?

by Just Your Average Black Man May 5, 2020

Ellingtoned

A strange dialect derived of inbreeding and your uncle touching your no no square. Grew up in swamps and rivers but makes trips to the city for un necessary prostate exams.

What the hell did that guy just say? Oh he’s Ellingtoned it’s hard to understand him through the pain of his uncle touching him.

by Cc77382 December 24, 2020