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excretement

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.
On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008
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excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
by diogio rome April 15, 2009
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Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.
Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?
by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009
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Excremental

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**
by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019
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Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.
Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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excrementation

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.
J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.
by mibutt January 5, 2008
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excrement

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.
by kreecher August 16, 2003
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