iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

robot ears

What you need to fully enjoy Aphex Twin. People with robot ears actually NEED Aphex Twin just like normal people need food

you need robot ears to listen to aphex twin's equation

by XxLorDxX October 24, 2010

cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

by zpat July 7, 2006

Robot Ears

A person with robot ears is any person who has a specific love for techno music.

Person 1: Did you hear D now has robot ears?
Person 2: It's about time.

by DJ T Trance February 10, 2009

Ears Deep

The act of vigorously performing oral sex on a woman. Your face is buried so deep into her that her labia is up to your ears...hence you are ears deep.

My girlfriend likes it when I go ears deep. It makes her cum.

by TR74 October 3, 2008

Beer ears

Similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. Side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can't stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.

It seemed like a good idea last night, I must have had my beer ears on.

by Miska2011 November 24, 2011

spaniel's ears

droopy tits

"look at the spaniel's ears on that"

by Spycho August 4, 2003