e-tard 

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

e-tard by Skyfood January 20, 2010

e-tard 

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

e-tard by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011

E-tard 

an engineering student

That kid from the e-school? What an e-tard.

E-tard by Anonymous October 25, 2003

e-tard 

one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)

My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.

e-tard by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010

E-tard 

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

E-tard by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

E-tard 

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

E-tard by Lamour April 24, 2008

e-tard 

Someone who cannot figure out the most basic functions of an electronic device.

The e-tard was trying to figure out why his television would not turn on and called me to go trouble shoot it, only for me to discover that he never plugged it in.

e-tard by The Ferndog October 3, 2008