Instant message emails 

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.

dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.

Instant message emails by Giger October 8, 2006

Email Adios Snub 

A tactic used by people who want to get you off the phone while appearing to take interest in what you have to say.

Yes, I think that's fascinating! Could you email me something that I could share with everyone here? Seriously this is NOT an Email Adios Snub!"

Email Adios Snub by echolaliababy July 15, 2010

3000 emails 

Donald Trump's only defense when losing an argument against Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton: "I will create good jobs, raise money for charities, and help..."
Donald Trump: "3000 emails!"

3000 emails by Fxxk it October 19, 2016

checking emails into a sock 

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

checking emails into a sock by will March 31, 2006

butt hunter's emails 

Emails of a butt hunter. Often addressed to buttery males.

"What do you think the biggest issue is of 2020?" I asked.

"Butt hunter's emails," replied the buttery males in unison.

butt hunter's emails by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 1, 2020

Emails 

I have never emailed, contacted, reached out to anyone. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. No I have not contacted anyone. No I have not spoken with anyone.

Hym "I have not sent emails to anyone, by the way. I've never contacted anyone. I've never BEEN contacted by anyone. I'm not working for anyone but I DO own this as content."

Emails by Hym Iam August 30, 2023

Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

Freaking Emails by Jame bonde November 17, 2020