Mark Dyson

Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.

Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.

Ashley: hey did you see mark today?

James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.

by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

Dyson Eye

Dyson Eye is when in a day no matter what you may be doing you get crap/dust in your eyes as if your eyes are sucking dirt in.

You're suffering from Dyson eye mate

by Croggy Dee May 14, 2011

dyson heppell

beautiful dreadlocks words can not describe him.

lance :Dyson heppell is going to be gabbys one day

by crowsessendon2000 March 9, 2017

Dyson

The act of sucking a dick extra hard for a long time with out any loss of suction

friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."

by ironrooster November 16, 2017

dyson

Dyson is fucking brilliant, particularly the type of Dyson known as Adam Dyson. Dyson is the best.

Dyson is so fucking brilliant.

by definitely not Dyson June 15, 2004