brent: ' i took a poop in a city intersection and an elevator yesterday
friend: ' you are a creative pooper brent
brent: you have no idea
friend: ' you are a creative pooper brent
brent: you have no idea
by ironrooster November 16, 2017
Dude did u have a coffee and donut already? No I just gave the receptionist a grim donut.
No way her asshole is hairy?
Yeah bro.
No way her asshole is hairy?
Yeah bro.
by ironrooster November 29, 2020
friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."
by ironrooster November 16, 2017