3 definitions by ironrooster

Dyson

The act of sucking a dick extra hard for a long time with out any loss of suction

friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."

by ironrooster November 16, 2017

creative pooper

taking a dump in an "out of the box" kind of way; pooping in places where no one has pooped before

brent: ' i took a poop in a city intersection and an elevator yesterday
friend: ' you are a creative pooper brent
brent: you have no idea

by ironrooster November 16, 2017

grim donut

A girl with a hairy asshole so you put sprinkles on it then cum on it.

Dude did u have a coffee and donut already? No I just gave the receptionist a grim donut.
No way her asshole is hairy?
Yeah bro.

by ironrooster November 29, 2020