what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
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When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
Get the Verbal Dyslexia mug.1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
Get the insomnia dyslexia mug.A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).
*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009
Get the dyslexic pol mug.(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
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