Doerf

A noun that can replace any other noun and when i say any i mean any

I had a deorf last night. I love to deorf off alot. What kind of word is doerf anyway.

by Doerfer April 14, 2010

derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!

By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!

by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015

Derfins

The 90s TV show Friends as renamed by Kenyatta Smith in Cincinnati, Ohio during a 2019 gameshow.

My derfins are dope!
I have the best derfins in the world.

by Derfins May 14, 2019

Court Dwarf

A person in the lowest of the low position in any organisation--lower than the janitor in fact. A position so low that no normal human being would be appointed to it, except dwarfs and midgets.

Damn, this new friggin job pays me less than the court dwarf!

by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018

Fisherman's Dwarf

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Pulling A Dwarf

When you destroy something and leave immediately after.

Alex: *Breaks Vase*
Ethan: what was that?
Alex: I don’t know? Well anyways I got to go!
Ethan: Dang it, He’s Pulling A Dwarf

by Lawheadd April 6, 2020

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy May 8, 2012