The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016
by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023
Get the Duolingo mug.A green owl or parrot that will fucking murder your family if you don't do your spanish lessons. Duolingo is not to be messed with.
by XxShootinStarsxX October 17, 2020
Get the Duolingo mug.Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----
Wait
What was that...
Oh no...
WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------
Wait
What was that...
Oh no...
WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------
"Duolingo is after my family"
by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023
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by alewrites4u January 26, 2024
Get the Duolingo mug.Go do your lesson now. Just kidding, Duolingo is an app where you can learn a language. However, people only use it for the memes, not to learn a language. If you’re wondering what I mean, people often make Duolingo memes where if you don’t do your lesson, the Duolingo Bird will capture your family.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
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The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.
Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.
The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.
Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.
by The7Guy July 21, 2020
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