An evil bird that takes your family hostage when you forget to do your lessons, I can't say no more or he will know......
Hey can you hang out after school today?
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
by ElectricPhoenix99 September 21, 2022
Get the Duolingomug. by Scrappy Diva April 21, 2022
Get the Duolingoingmug. The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
Get the Duolingomug. by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
Get the Duolingomug. by Dash88433 February 27, 2025
Get the Duolingomug. A green owl or parrot that will fucking murder your family if you don't do your spanish lessons. Duolingo is not to be messed with.
by XxShootinStarsxX October 17, 2020
Get the Duolingomug. Go do your lesson now. Just kidding, Duolingo is an app where you can learn a language. However, people only use it for the memes, not to learn a language. If you’re wondering what I mean, people often make Duolingo memes where if you don’t do your lesson, the Duolingo Bird will capture your family.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
Get the Duolingomug.