Duncan

A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.

Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.

Duncan by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021

Duncan

Duncan’s can be the most lovely people in the world. They are capable showing different sides of themselves depending on who the audience is. If you fall in love with a Duncan be careful because it’s near impossible to escape him. Duncan’s are capable of using their people with large power and doing it cunningly. Beware his charm will trap you.

Oh dear, lily has fallen victim to a Duncan.

Duncan by Mila Ruscoe November 21, 2021

Duncan

Likes toes. And blondes. And toes attached to blondes.

Duncan: hi I’m Duncan and I like toes.

Duncan by Tristanhubbard69 November 22, 2021

Duncan

God.

Duncan: I am god.

Duncan by Malouious November 23, 2021

Duncan

A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)

Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh

Duncan by Michael too groovy November 24, 2021

Duncan

Duncan is the coolest guy ever.

His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D

I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....

Duncan Donuts!

I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!

Duncan deez nutz!

Duncan by aalwa January 13, 2022

Duncan

f-boy

I'm not an e-boy, I'm an f-boy --- Duncan

Duncan by anonymous April 11, 2022