Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

dutchess

a type of cigar similar to swisher sweets commonly used to roll marijuana with.

I split the dutchess and filled it with weed.

by Drew Dollars December 24, 2008

duscher

To rapidly suck the meat out of chicken wings without eating any fat or skin.

He duschered the shit out of those wings.

by Pete Dixon March 27, 2008

Duchess Of Sussex

A title bestowed as a gift, by Queen Elizabeth II, to her ungrateful grandson's liar wife.

The Duchess of Sussex is a LIAR.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022

Duschebagery

The dumbass actions that dumbasses commit in order to qualify for the coveted dumbass title.

Also used extensively by the character "Dean Winchester" from the hit show "Supernatural".

John: Hey all we have to do is get one more peep into this 68' Volkswagon bug and we'll break the old record of 42!

The Fab: Now hold on here! What's the meaning of all this Duschebagery?

by Westfall60 June 27, 2010

duche bag

Corruption of 'douche bag' used by the illiterate (and corrected here by the snarky elitist).

"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."

by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004

dueche

How a ditz spells "douche".

Ditz: You are a dueche.
Guy: You mean a douche, dumb ass.

by deadheart September 7, 2010