n. A nut-sack comb over. Where one's scrotum is lacking in hair, but the thighs are exceptionally hairy so you comb your thigh hair over your scrote so you don't look like you have a 12 year old's package.
"Nancy, when I pulled down his pants he had a Donald Drumpf going on down there. I parted the hair sea and licked his bald marble purse."
by NATIVE HULK February 29, 2016
by John Smith 69 May 02, 2016
Donald Drumpf: Covfefe
Everyone else: Excuse me what the fuck?
See below a picture of Donald Drumpf dancing.
Everyone else: Excuse me what the fuck?
See below a picture of Donald Drumpf dancing.
by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2019
the kind of poop one takes when exhausted, especially from illness, where the act of pushing almost feels too much to manage if it weren't for the pain in one's gut forcing one to forge on despite the weakness and overall lack of strength; the kind of poop where if someone were to walk in on you in the act, you would be more relieved to find someone who could help you than be embarrassed.
I thought I was going to pass out from the drumpf I took while I had the flu; in an act of unfathomable kindness, my roommate helped me off the toilet and back into bed because of the weakness and exhaustion i felt from it.
by foxtail.billy March 02, 2016
(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
An amendment for Godwin's law: All internet arguments which inevitably devolve into mentions of Hitler, sufficiently vague in their wording, and which can be easily be transposed to the news as of 2016 without use of the name "Hitler," may be referred to as "Drumpf's Razor," a logical fallacy. Maybe just a bad hunch.
Person A: OMG! He's ordered the censoring a book? Free Speech? The guy is a malignant narcissist, of medical interest! He could be studied in a clinical setting! I'd be he's on pervitin, dirty pilot salts, weird test chemicals, bull semen, and testosterone. Definitely all an F in English. That's German high command WWII, though.
Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!
Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!
Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.
Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!
Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!
Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.
by effrankie January 05, 2018
Something that appears to be the most valuable resource you have at your disposal
but turns out to be the worst possible decision one could make.
but turns out to be the worst possible decision one could make.
many American voters were so upset by Bernie's loss of the nomination that they used their drumpf card, resulting in the total destruction of life on earth
by anything_else March 20, 2016