California Drought

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry

"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"

by Lee-Shaw January 18, 2009

California Drought

The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry

I gave your girlfriend the nicest california drought last night

by Lee-Shaw January 12, 2009

facebook drought

a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.

Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.

by monstersincx3 October 21, 2010

meme drought

When there are no new memes for a period of time. Just a cycle of reposts.

"The meme Drought on picto I see boring me"

by Punking August 1, 2017

man drought

the state of a total lack of any guys that single/hot/not tools etc..

jess: why have i not seen any guys that are good looking but not tools lately

jess2: man, i dunno. i swear its this man drought

by mcfarlane January 10, 2008

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011

roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 26, 2006