dritties

the minecraft youtuber dreams supposed nipples

'damn those dritties are finneeee'

by semihidden May 26, 2022

Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Drilon

Drilon: This guy is probably the coolest dude on the Planet. Drilons tend to literally drown in pussy on a regular basis. Yes this is the definition of "Drilon" and NOT (I REPEAT...NOT) "Mirsad."

"Dude where is Drilon"
"Man, last I heard, he was drowning in pussy"

by ThatOneDudeThatDoesStuffErrrrr November 21, 2013

Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

driron

To put clothes in the dryer so as to remove wrinkles

Pat was too lazy to get the wrinkles out of his clothes with an iron, so he put them in the dryer in order to "driron" them.

by badgergirl January 4, 2008

dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom

"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."

by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013