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Downtard

the opposite of uptard. if something is being downtarded it means that the conversation has moved from nonsensical babbling to a more refined mumbling of sorts.
Bryan: I once peed myself
Andrew: Shakespeare once wrote a sonnet about urination. He called it the divine tragedy of the man who could not tinkle.
Jon: Phew, way to downtard that to a higher level of thinking for that could of gone in a much worse direction.
by the keefe September 22, 2004
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Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
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downward dogging

a postural way to express regret. For a stronger effect plant your face on the floor. In case of apologising to a person of higher authority it is not uncommon to let barking or even meowing sounds out to express your regret. At the same time deep breathing in this position can help you relieve personal stress accumulated in the situation.
After driving a motorbike into his bosses parked car, he had to spend half an hour downward dogging in the office until the boss finally decided to give up and forgive.
by yogamadd October 21, 2013
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downward dog

a sex position used for when your fucking your dog
tyler was using downward dog last night
by shekby October 20, 2019
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Downward Spiral

one of the most evasive mushroom-cloud laying motherfuckers on Hobowars.
Downward Spiral is Betty's hero.
by Downward Spiral (508660) July 2, 2008
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Downtard

A mix of a Retard and a Downy
Ethan!!! Your such a Downtard!
by DownyKrabs April 14, 2019
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downward spiral

Knudsen's finishing move during gay sex
by Chase036 April 28, 2005
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