[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

Doucheboat

A hot douchebag.

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.

by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010

Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.

Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!

by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010

douchehole

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.

That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.

by jlschen April 24, 2009

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009

douchebeg

How Canadian's say douchebag. This word can also be used by Americans making fun of the way Canadians say douchebag.

Hey windy, your a really Canadian douchebeg.

by Kayaker16 February 5, 2010