douchebag

An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.

John Edwards is a douchebag

South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, your a douche.

John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011

douchebag

An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.

Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.

by ColtCababa November 19, 2012

douchebag

Anyone who does the following:

Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.

Fix your hat douchebag!

by Douche Locator October 21, 2006

douchebag

A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.

The douchebag didn't even have a proper carseat.

by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014

douchebag

Spencer Pratt.

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douchebag.

by Jay-May October 9, 2008

douchebag

The office smartass at a software company that cannot say anything without some sort of insult, or someone that always says phrases such as "I went to school for 10 years to put up with this shit."

"Brian made fun of me again. What a total douchebag. I did not go to school for 10 years to put up with this shit!" said the douchebag.

by Farris March 3, 2007

douchebag

the guy who sits next to me at work

Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.

by lunchbox207 January 27, 2011