This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
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when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
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An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
Get the Douchebaggery mug.Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery
1) the sideways peace sign.
2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.
3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.
4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.
5) fucking over friends.
6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.
7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.
8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.
9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.
10) sending n00dz.
11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.
12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.
13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.
14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.
15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
1) the sideways peace sign.
2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.
3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.
4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.
5) fucking over friends.
6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.
7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.
8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.
9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.
10) sending n00dz.
11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.
12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.
13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.
14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.
15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
by gravityrides January 11, 2011
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